The Hillary Plan

So Hillary’s plan for Trump is to insult him, insult his supporters, and hope against hope that some unknown gaffe turns off a bunch of voters.

Yeah.  That worked great for the GOPe in the primary.  Keep up the good work!

Three Way Dance

The Establishment thinks Trump is a disaster because he doesn’t listen to them.

The base loves Trump because he listens to them when they say that the Establishment is a disaster.

How to stop Donald Trump

House Cuck Jonah Goldberg brainstorms how to stop Trump. Note the things that are not considered as a plan:

  • Running a better politician
  • Not insulting the Republican base every chance they get
  • Considering what is important to the voters rather than the billionaire donor class
  • Admitting that Trump is a direct result of the Republicans failing to even attempt to deliver despite having complete control of Congress for six years.

So, keep making jokes, clown.  I’m sure the Whigs thought that Lincoln guy was hilarious.  I mean, come on, the guy grew up in a log cabin, how can anyone take him seriously?

You Got Dealt On Son

Testilying

Liberals are Degenerates

Liberals are degenerates who walk around with bottles of piss.

This is because they have a defective disgust mechanism compared to conservatives.  I’m looking at you, black people.  I know that you are Democrat more than you are liberal.  You don’t abide nasty ass shit like this.

But this is who white people associate you with.  White people think that you are nasty because you vote with nasty ass degenerate white women who don’t see any problem with carrying around a hot bottle of piss, just in case they run across someone to pour it on (or if they get kind of thirsty.)

This nasty ho went out, found a bottle, pissed in it, and then carried it around… just in case.

And she always votes Democrat.

Not An Invasion

So, you have 8000 military aged men, investing a fortification, before breaching that fortification with a battering ram

but whatever you do, don’t call it an invasion.