Funnier Than Frank J
So I’m not good enough to try to Win Frank’s Funny huh? Am so!
The topic of the first assignment is:
“Top Ten Ways the Loony Moonbat Left Will Make Themselves Look Even MORE Hopelessly Ridiculous in 2004″
- 10. Al Sharpton pimp-slaps Hillary for supporting the war
- 9. Michael Moore has a wardrobe malfunction
- 8. PETA offers $20,000 to any Senator that will stop putting pork in spending bills
- 7. Robert Fisk discovers GW Bush possesses weapons of mass destruction
- 6. Kucinich’s alien symbiote jumps out of his chest at the Democratic Convention
- 5. Nancy Pelosi marries Dick Cheney’s daughter in San Francisco
- 4. Kerry outdoes Gore’s convention kiss by fingerbanging Teresa Heinz onstage
- 3. Amnesty International sues on behalf of Saddam Hussain for fluffier TP
- 2. MoveOn.org starts a petition to impeach GW Bush for perjury about getting his teeth cleaned in Arkansas
- 1. Kerry – Moore ’04!
I’m funnier than any of those chumps. The contestants, I mean. Even I don’t stand a chance against the moonbats.
Moore has a wardrobe malfunction?
The thought makes me quiver.
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The Everlasting Phelps. Good stuff. But I he thinks I’m a monkey. Go figure. And he’s funny….
Great, do you know how much I will need to drink to get the moore image out of my head?
Moore, hell. It’s the image of Kerry playing stinkfinger with Teresa that’s going to haunt me!
I must say that that wasn’t bad at all. Yours was funnier than the others that were chosen. The best was Moore’s wardrobe malfunction and the Kerry/Moore thing.
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