Funnier Than Frank J

So I’m not good enough to try to Win Frank’s Funny huh? Am so!

The topic of the first assignment is:

“Top Ten Ways the Loony Moonbat Left Will Make Themselves Look Even MORE Hopelessly Ridiculous in 2004”

  • 10. Al Sharpton pimp-slaps Hillary for supporting the war
  • 9. Michael Moore has a wardrobe malfunction
  • 8. PETA offers $20,000 to any Senator that will stop putting pork in spending bills
  • 7. Robert Fisk discovers GW Bush possesses weapons of mass destruction
  • 6. Kucinich’s alien symbiote jumps out of his chest at the Democratic Convention
  • 5. Nancy Pelosi marries Dick Cheney’s daughter in San Francisco
  • 4. Kerry outdoes Gore’s convention kiss by fingerbanging Teresa Heinz onstage
  • 3. Amnesty International sues on behalf of Saddam Hussain for fluffier TP
  • 2. MoveOn.org starts a petition to impeach GW Bush for perjury about getting his teeth cleaned in Arkansas
  • 1. Kerry – Moore ’04!

I’m funnier than any of those chumps. The contestants, I mean. Even I don’t stand a chance against the moonbats.

8 Comments

  1. SayUncle says:

    Moore has a wardrobe malfunction?

    The thought makes me quiver.

  2. Say Uncle says:

    New to the blogroll

    The Everlasting Phelps. Good stuff. But I he thinks I’m a monkey. Go figure. And he’s funny….

  3. gunner says:

    Great, do you know how much I will need to drink to get the moore image out of my head?

  4. Kevin Baker says:

    Moore, hell. It’s the image of Kerry playing stinkfinger with Teresa that’s going to haunt me!

  5. Liberal Beater says:

    I must say that that wasn’t bad at all. Yours was funnier than the others that were chosen. The best was Moore’s wardrobe malfunction and the Kerry/Moore thing.

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  8. spork says:

    second the comments already posted – this list should have made Frank J’s list. Tough luck…