Blame America

I was struck by the muse when I heard a clip of Blame Canada from the South Park: BLU Soundtrack on the Neal Boortz Show. I think that mentality sums up the left pretty good today. Therefore, I present, Blame America by the Everlasting Phelps.

Jaques Chirac:
The world today is terrible
And it’s only getting worse
The World Trade Center’s been knocked down
And the Yanks are starting wars

The Taliban has been deposed
Saddam is in the dock
Osama’s wearing pantyhose
And hiding under rocks

Should we blame Osama?
Should we blame Saddam?
Or should we blame the men who made planes into bombs?
HECK NO!

Chorus:
Blame America!
Blame America!
It seems like everything’s gone wrong
Since George W came along
Blame America!
Blame America!
He’s selected not elected anyways

Al Gore:
Hundred Dollar a gallon gas
Is what this planet needs
If I could get a bill to pass
This would save the trees

But Florida cost me the election
George Dubya kicked my ass
The Saudis cut production
And now it costs two bucks for gas!

All: TWO WHOLE BUCKS?!?

Al Gore:
Should we blame the Saudis?
Should we blame the SUVs?
Or should we blame the enviro hacks like me?
HECK NO!

Chorus:
Blame America!
Blame America!
It seems like everything’s gone wrong
Since George W came along
Blame America!
Blame America!
He’s selected not elected anyways

Michael Berg:
Little Nicky went to Iraq
To help and make some dough
Instead he they popped his head off
Like a Jewish GI Joe

Should we blame the video?
Should we blame the knife?
Should we blame the terrorist sh-ts who took his life?
HECK NO!

Chrous:
Blame America!
Blame America!
It seems like everything’s gone wrong
Since George W came along
Blame America!
Blame America!
He’s selected not elected anyways

6 Comments

  1. Mexigogue says:

    OH god. . .. . And to think I know the Blame Canada song so well that I followed this song along in my mind with the music PERFECTLY!! This is hilarious!!!!!!

  2. The Sicilian says:

    I memorized that song, also. Oh, this is going to stick in my mind very easy.

  3. debbiej says:

    LOL…good one Phelps. Of course not having seen a single episode of South Park I wouldn’t know the song. But the words are funny.

  4. Neil says:

    Yeah, that’s going to haunt me tonight as I try to fall asleep.

  5. Al says:

    If you don’t know the song, here’s a download (1.8MB) of a different parody of the same song ‘Blame Florida’. http://southpark.overthelimit.com/parodies/BlameFlorida.mp3

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