Archive for July 2004

This Just In

I was running low on Filthy Lies, and the muse strucke me when I thought about this sign, and decided to look and see if there were any photos from Kerry about the war, and look what I found!

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Bad Lawyers

Tiger has a list of way to tell you have a bad lawyer. I have more. (Read his, then mine.)

  • He asks you if he should wear a suit to court.
  • When you ask him if he has ever been held in contempt, he has to think about it.
  • When he shows up at the courthouse the judge asks him, “is this pro se or pro bono?”
  • His business cards have a “50% off” coupon on the back.
  • His engagement letter is signed in crayon.
  • You ask what his bar number is and he gives the phone number for the local strip joint.
  • You ask him if he has a brief and he says, “No, boxers.”
  • He isn’t prepared to speak, because, after all, it is a hearing, not a speaking.
  • You are the security check at the courthouse and he asks you if there is any metal in crack.
  • He watches My Cousin Vinnie and then bills you two hours for “research”.
  • His idea of voir dire of a witness is to ask, “Oh yeah, well what makes you such an expert?”
  • He keeps his notes on a Big Chief tablet.
  • He has to drop your case to help a Nigerian Prince who just emailed him.

C’mon, people. There have to be more.

Huge Surprise

Fight Club!

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(Via Max)

Race Pimp

If there is any question about what I mean when I say race pimp, I present to you: – California education chief calls preschooler ‘stupid dirty girl’ – Jul 9, 2004

Democratic state Assemblyman Mervyn Dymally, who had scheduled a protest by civil rights organizations, canceled the demonstration after an apparent mix-up over the girl’s racial background.

Dymally was quoted in the San Jose Mercury News Thursday saying the child was “a little African-American girl. Would he (Riordan) have done that to a white girl?”

The girl is white, with blonde hair.

Dymally did not return telephone calls. His office issued a statement Wednesday calling Riordan’s remarks to the girl “outrageous and irresponsible,” then issued another statement Thursday saying, “To err is human; to forgive is divine.”

That, ladies and gentlemen, is a race pimp.

(Via Black Glenn)

A Centaggrator

After having cleaned some dead blogs out of my news aggregator (the fine fine Feed on Feeds) I found that I have exactly 100 feeds. Nifty.

That don’t make me an RSS addict, does it?

Kerry-Cheney 2004

Suborning Suicide

MEMRI reports this Palestinian bomber leader on the selection of suicide murderers:

A third issue is the human factor and I want to mention this in a nutshell. [The volunteer] cannot be a child of a single parent who provides for the family. This is why most volunteers for martyrdom operations are not married.

This is no surprise to anyone who has been paying attention.

(Via lgf)