This Week in Photos

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And here, ladies and gentlemen, is an old Navy warhorse that has obviously seen better days. And the USS Wisconsin.


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Now I want you to know, they have me on some medication so I won’t be screaming uncontr– Hey! My finger is about eight feet long!

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Damn! He’s drawing up! Let’s get some Botox over here, stat!

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It’s Helen Thomas’ turn? I get a free “shove it” now, right? Backsies? SHOVE IT, Helen!

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Hey, Mike, do you think that we have enough evil together that if we touch, it would be like crossing the streams in Ghostbusters?

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This thing is like one of those… jousting… thingies, that, you know, you lance things with… what are those called? Do I smell Funyons? I could stack about a million on my finger!

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Senahtah Kerry is the… is that Chivas?

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Who are you with? The Journal? You can soooo shove it.

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Yes, I think you were next. Oh, what, you’re that Fox guy, right? My wife wants to say something to you.

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What did de five fingah say… what do you mean that one is played out? Whah didn’t you wahn me before I stahted it?

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Ha ha! She’s hiding a goblin under her skirt!

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The Terahsuh-bot locked up again. Someone get some gloves and give her the three finger salute!

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And here are the flight controls, sir.

Wow, those are complicated. Who flys this thing?

Bobo the chimp, sir. You asked him to vote for you.

I need every Florida vote I can get.

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Hey! That kid stole my Rolex!

2 Comments

  1. TB says:

    hahaha.. Heinz is so f*cken nuts!

    hahahahahahahha look at her dumb ass!

  2. Dana says:

    Oh my God. Poor Teresa. That picture is the kind that follows you around and haunts you for the rest of your life.