And here, ladies and gentlemen, is an old Navy warhorse that has obviously seen better days. And the USS Wisconsin.
Now I want you to know, they have me on some medication so I won’t be screaming uncontr– Hey! My finger is about eight feet long!
Damn! He’s drawing up! Let’s get some Botox over here, stat!
It’s Helen Thomas’ turn? I get a free “shove it” now, right? Backsies? SHOVE IT, Helen!
Hey, Mike, do you think that we have enough evil together that if we touch, it would be like crossing the streams in Ghostbusters?
This thing is like one of those… jousting… thingies, that, you know, you lance things with… what are those called? Do I smell Funyons? I could stack about a million on my finger!
Senahtah Kerry is the… is that Chivas?
Who are you with? The Journal? You can soooo shove it.
Yes, I think you were next. Oh, what, you’re that Fox guy, right? My wife wants to say something to you.
What did de five fingah say… what do you mean that one is played out? Whah didn’t you wahn me before I stahted it?
Ha ha! She’s hiding a goblin under her skirt!
The Terahsuh-bot locked up again. Someone get some gloves and give her the three finger salute!
And here are the flight controls, sir.
Wow, those are complicated. Who flys this thing?
Bobo the chimp, sir. You asked him to vote for you.
I need every Florida vote I can get.
Hey! That kid stole my Rolex!