NEW COFFEE MACHINE!!!

We just had a new coffee machine installed in our office! And three new dispensing pots. With level indicators on the front. That means that these morons no longer have an excuse for taking the last cup by saying, “I thought there was still a cup left.”

I think this is a good day for the coffee jihad. Better coffee through technology.

3 Comments

  1. skh says:

    That coffee machine could have a siren and a magnesium flare on it that triggers when the last cup o’ joe is dispensed, and you know as well as I do that there’d be nimrods who’d milk the last drop out and haul ass. Put a TASER on that sumbitch and I bet it’d solve the problem, though.

  2. Mexigogue says:

    That machine will do for coffee drinkers what the cotton gin did for slavery.

    Wait, I got my analogy all bunched up.

  3. TB says:

    hahahaha…. The machine is nothing without Pete’s to suffice..

    more importantly.. smoke crack.