"You never know how booty-holes gonna act under big lights."
When I saw this commercial, I thought of Mexigogue. All I can say is that, as a guy, this is a complete urinal violation.
OH this guy is hilarious! And since he’s obsessed with winning I can totally get along with him (except when he smacked the guy the arm while he’s still at the urinal which is indeed a violation. It would just be weird being back in the bar yucking it up with the dude and somebody saying “YOu know him? Who’s that?” and you say “Oh, some guy I met at the urinal.”