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At first, when I read this story, I took it as a sign of sanity from Canada. Then, I thought aboot it a little bit, and realized that it illustrated perfectly the insanity of Canada.

An American serviceman who has refused to serve in the war in Iraq was denied a bid for asylum in Canada Thursday. The Canadian refugee board ruled that 26-year-old Jeremy Hinzman would not face unfair persecution if he returned to the U.S. because he refused to fight in what he is calling an illegal war.

Then I realized what the problem is here. Canada does offer refugee status to terrorists. Think about that for a second. If you are part of Al Queda, you are welcome in Canada as long as you haven’t bombed any Canadians lately. How do you get the point where you pick terrorists over American soldiers?

“What do you do for a living?”

“I kill people.”

“And where are you from…?”

“Yemen.”

“You may pass. Welcome to Canada.”


“What do you do for a living?”

“I kill people.”

“And where are you from…?”

“Iran.”

“You may pass. Welcome to Canada.”


“What do you do for a living?”

“I kill people.”

“And where are you from…?”

“America.”

Get out of here, you lazy bum!

What a country.

One Comment

  1. Citizen Quasar says:

    Actually, one story has it that TOTAL gas stations were getting petroleum from Iraq under Saddam Hussein. TOTAL, at the time, was owned by a member, sister or daughter, of the Canadian Prime Minister.

    These are the same people who booed one of our baseball teams during the pre-game national anthem.

    They ARE being consistent. It is individualism that they hate. They are socialists.