Why, Kurt, why?!?!
C’mon, Phelps… the man’s got bills to pay. Those residuals from “Escape from (insert large Metropolitan area separated by an expanse of water)” ran out years ago.
Egad. I just want a sequel to BTILC.
Kurt’s always done less than wonderful projects. Maybe the script was clever, but I watched as much of the first ten minutes as I could stand, and they were horrible. Worse than the old syndicated show My Secret Identity. Or the old Superboy show.
Maybe the script was good, maybe he owed a friend a favor, or maybe his agent tricked him. But you can hardly say that this looks any worse than Soldier (which did have a good script, at one point).
Soldier kicked ass. “Maybe you should have made them smart instead of fast!”
BTILC! YEAH! We don’t even need a sequel, per se, but a continuation of the “Adventures Aboard the Pork Chop Express”!
Jack Burton is my hero…
You know what Jack Brton always says
Jack Burton…. Me!