"You never know how booty-holes gonna act under big lights."
Why, Kurt, why?!?!
C’mon, Phelps… the man’s got bills to pay. Those residuals from “Escape from (insert large Metropolitan area separated by an expanse of water)” ran out years ago.
Egad. I just want a sequel to BTILC.
Kurt’s always done less than wonderful projects. Maybe the script was clever, but I watched as much of the first ten minutes as I could stand, and they were horrible. Worse than the old syndicated show My Secret Identity. Or the old Superboy show.
Maybe the script was good, maybe he owed a friend a favor, or maybe his agent tricked him. But you can hardly say that this looks any worse than Soldier (which did have a good script, at one point).
Soldier kicked ass. “Maybe you should have made them smart instead of fast!”
BTILC! YEAH! We don’t even need a sequel, per se, but a continuation of the “Adventures Aboard the Pork Chop Express”!
Jack Burton is my hero…
You know what Jack Brton always says
Jack Burton…. Me!