PGHA

I haven’t done a Precision Guided Humor Assignment in a while, so I thought I might take this one up.

What famous person/people would you demand to speak to, and what would you say to him/her/them?

First, I would take this tour to Dan Rather. I would like to ask him, in the traditional manner, “Kenneth, what’s the frequency?

I would like to ask the great luke ski, “Where’s the buffet?”

I would like to ask the Puppy Blender, “does this sound like a fist whistling through the air?”

I would like to ask Kurt Russell, “Why, Kurt, why?

Finally, I would like to surprise Wil Wheaton and ask him, “hey, didn’t you used to be an actor?” (Then I would laugh and buy him a beer. So I don’t have to watch him cry.)

5 Comments

  1. Yeah, yeah, I’m sure Wil Wheaton cries all the way to the bank.

  2. guy in the UNLV jacket says:

    hey send me a copy of the link to my blog admin page …Send my username and password to. I changed laptops and had all that stuf saved on the old one

  3. HMT says:

    hahaha.. Kurt Russel. bitch, you didn’t know what you were gettin into.. yer action hero’s a ZERO! boo-yah!

  4. Phelps says:

    Oh yeah? Well, what about Batman and Robin? I think Mr. Freeze is still a new low. He didn’t evne play the stupid role well.

  5. The Alliance says:

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