"You never know how booty-holes gonna act under big lights."
I don’t get it.
When I first heard the ad, I was driving with my wife, wearing my “Don’t mess with Texans” ballcap, wearing my “Republic of Texas” T-shirt, and had just got done listening to “Pride and Joy”…
… and my only comment was “How can you be too proud of Texas?
Is that ad really airing down there? My first reaction was I thought it was just one that was bouncing around the ‘net.
Yup, it is really airing. The question is whether or not it is airing anywhere else. I laughed my ass off when I found out they played the old Pace Picante Sauce “This stuff is made in NEW YORK CITY?!?” commercials in NYC.
Because everyone knows that Pace Picante Sauce is made with real peppers and spices by people in San Antonio who know what picante sauce is supposed to taste like.