Crow calls for limit on loo paper

Could you find a worse thing to say?

You managed to tell people

  • that poop comes out of your b-hole, reminding them that it is not just for decoration
  • You are either so skilled at manipulating your chocolate factory that you can handle your paperwork with no more than three sheets, or that you are so nasty that you don’t care if the job is done after three sheets
  • You apparently think people who have a messy movement should walk around filthy or be sent to jail.
  • You like to wipe your face and nose on your sleeve, just like my retarded cousin. Except you want to tear yours off and have a new one put on each time.

I think that we can now safely say that Cheryl Crow is the etiquette equal of my retarded cousin.

One Comment

  1. R says:

    “But I just had the all-you-can-eat bean burrito and chimichanga buffet at Pancho Villa’s! FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY GRANT ME A WAIVER!!!!!!!!!!!!”