You managed to tell people
- that poop comes out of your b-hole, reminding them that it is not just for decoration
- You are either so skilled at manipulating your chocolate factory that you can handle your paperwork with no more than three sheets, or that you are so nasty that you don’t care if the job is done after three sheets
- You apparently think people who have a messy movement should walk around filthy or be sent to jail.
- You like to wipe your face and nose on your sleeve, just like my retarded cousin. Except you want to tear yours off and have a new one put on each time.
I think that we can now safely say that Cheryl Crow is the etiquette equal of my retarded cousin.