The Bitch is at it again

Elton John:

“I do think it would be an incredible experiment to shut down the whole Internet for five years and see what sort of art is produced over that span. I’m sure, as far as music goes, it would be much more interesting than it is today.”

Here’s an incredible experiment — how about your shut your pie hole about society and try making a new song that doesn’t drip elephant pus? I say we cut Elton John off from the world for five years and see what sort of art is produced over that span.  If you had shut up when I told you to, we would still have two more years of peace and quiet.

3 Comments

  1. Mexigogue says:

    Producing songs like Crocodile Rock pretty much disqualifies you from being taken seriously as a music critic.

  2. R says:

    You can take my internet when you pry it from my cold dead hands.

  3. Mexigogue says:

    and my hot sticky ones.