Note to the nation:
Global warming has nothing to do with these fires.
Illegal immigration has nothing to do with these fires, even if some of them may have been set by illegal immigrants.
Al Qaeda has nothing to do with these wildfires, even if the FBI did speculate four years ago that it would be really clever if they did.
When it hasn’t rained for a long time and you have high winds, wildfires happen. Maybe the spread could have been slowed with more aggressive brush clearing, but it couldn’t have been prevented.
Keep fighting the good fight, HMT.