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Ron Paul Is Too Nerdy To Be President

January 7th, 2008

Watch these Brownshirts Harrass and chase Sean Hannity.  That, my friends, is a cult of personality.  And Ron Paul is too nerdy to use it.

Look, it’s a basic part of the phenomenon.  You start a cult, you get some strange from the cult.  That is how it works.  From Georgetown to David Koresh to Ayn Rand to… hell, to Kucinich, when you start a cult you fuck one of the hotter cultists.

If Ron Paul wants to have any chance of a successful cult, there better be some rumors of an affair with a butterface in his campaign somewhere, or he is flat incompetent.

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  • DGs World By Big D says on: January 7, 2008 at 9:55 pm

     

    Clearly Ron Paul should be President. And we can join the cult and wear those nifty little white coats with no armholes and drool alot.

  • mexigogue says on: January 8, 2008 at 9:29 am

     

    Sunuvabitch, I thought a soccer match was gonna break out!

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