Yes, I am wearing a fedora. No, I am not wearing it ironically.
It turns out that this was a hoax. Thanks a lot assholes. 118118 doesn’t have any US service, so I can’t boycott them. Normally I’m good at spotting hoaxes — but lately, it has gotten damned hard to parody real life. Real life keeps catching up.
[...] Update: It was a hoax. [...]
[...] Via Phelpsy Whelpsy. [...]
Don’t worry. Somewhere out there, some liberal social worker or attorney is looking at this and deciding for us that it needs to be implemented.