Breitbart.tv » Obama: Don’t Tell Me I’m Holding the Mop Wrong

Breitbart.tv » Obama: Don’t Tell Me I’m Holding the Mop Wrong.

“Another way of putting it is when, you know, I’m busy and Nancy’s busy with our mop cleaning up somebody else’s mess — we don’t want somebody sitting back saying, you’re not holding the mop the right way. Why don’t you grab a mop, why don’t you help clean up. You’re not mopping fast enough. That’s a socialist mop. Grab a mop — let’s get to work.”

Hyuck hyuck hyuck.  Problem is, Barry, that’s not really what is going on.

What is going on is that we had a nice wall.  And, having a hammer and nothing to do, you started knocking holes in the wall.  And your opposition comes up, and says, “what the hell are you doing?”

You said, “fixing this wall!”

They said, “all you are doing is knocking holes in it!  Stop!”

You said, “well, how are you going to fix the wall?”

They said, “you can’t fix a wall by knocking holes in it.”

You said, “look, this wall is full of holes, and unless you are going to grab a hammer and do something about it, shut up.”

They said, “the only reason the wall has any holes in it to start with is because you put them there, and you can’t fix a wall with a hammer anyways!”

And then you got a bucket stuck on your head and we were left with a wall full of holes.

3 Comments

  1. They said, “the only reason the wall has any holes in it to start with is because you put them there, and you can’t fix a wall with a hammer anyways!”

    There were plenty of people knocking holes in the wall prior to January 20, 2009.

  2. Phelps says:

    Sure, but they will never admit it.

  3. Whointhehell writes this stuff for Obama? Or is this an example of the true Obama-speechcraft? Cause the analogy sucks. And, it isn’t funny. When I heard him say this I thought that it sounded a lot like those speeches in middle school. This is ridiculous crap for a president to say when asking the country to trust him with 1/6th of the economy.

    Yes, he is the one destroying the economy and yes, it is intentional.

    Also, if you are doing it wrong, isn’t it the humble thing to take correction? He didn’t get the flipping Nobel for actually doing something, he got it for not being W and for talking about doing something. It’s not like he’s got expertise in anything beyond speechifying.