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Dog Bites Man

February 24th, 2010

A killer whale killed a trainer Wednesday afternoon at SeaWorld’s Shamu Stadium in Orlando, Florida, a public information officer for the Orange County Sheriff’s Office said.

Well, duh.  They are called killer whales.  They aren’t called cuddly whales.  I bet if you went to a “Killer Mexicans” show, you wouldn’t be surprised if someone there didn’t make it.

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