The Everlasting Phelps is a guy, right? He’s this guy that works in a law firm, but he isn’t a lawyer. He’s more of a, uh, special effects guy. And he’s pretty libertarian. But not blue skin libertarian. He likes red meat, dark beer, whiskey, guns, salty language, and a nice cup of joe. Mrs. The Everlasting Phelps is also around.