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At the Final Debate

Not many people know that when Bill went to use the bathroom after the final debate, he ended up at a urinal next to Trump.  He took a look over, and said, “ho-lee, you’ve got a giant hog there, Donald!  How did you grow that?”

Trump said, “Let me tell you, Bill, it’s the most amazing thing.  I met this old gypsy once, beautiful woman, and she told me the secret.  She told me that if I wanted a yuge, yuge knob, I needed to slap it against the bedpost three times before I go to sleep every night.  Three times.  And let me tell you, it’s the best thing I ever did, and I still do it every night.”

Bill figured that Donald was full of shit, but it wore on him all night.  He stayed up late, thinking about it.  He finally decided to go to bed, and when he did, impulse got the best of him.  He pulled it out, walked over to the bedpost, and whack whack whack.

Hillary groaned in the dark and said, “no more schlonging, Donald, I’m too tired.”

Theological Arguments

Overhead at church yesterday:

The Everlasting Phelps: “Don’t flick Jesus on the floor.”

Mrs. The Everlasting Phelps: “Mice need communion too.”

The Everlasting Phelps: “Presbyterian mice don’t go to heaven.

Game of Thrones

Perspective

Things that are a relevant and topical as Duncan Sheik:

  • Pagers
  • Compuserve
  • “Run Forrest Run!” jokes
  • The American Motors Corporation
  • Uncle Jesse from Full House
  • Slap Bracelets
  • Crazy Taxi

Occupy Pasadena

Prescience

Just going through the archives and saw this.  It amused me even though it shouldn’t.

I couldn’t decide

Which line should I have gone with?

Should I have posted the link as:

I’ll make ya famous

or

Have you seen this prick?