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	<title>The Everlasting Phelps</title>
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		<title>402 to 1</title>
		<link>http://phelps.donotremove.net/2010/03/402-to-1/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 21:17:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phelps</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Madame Speaker, what did you know, and when did you know it?
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://corner.nationalreview.com/post/?q=N2IyOTMzN2UzYjQ0ZjEyZjM2MjM3ZmFlM2JkOTc5ZDU">Madame Speaker, what did you know, and when did you know it?</a></p>
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		<title>Epic Fail from the White House.</title>
		<link>http://phelps.donotremove.net/2010/03/epic-fail-from-the-white-house/</link>
		<comments>http://phelps.donotremove.net/2010/03/epic-fail-from-the-white-house/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 21:49:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phelps</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Edward Tufte has been appointed to the advisory panel to explain the stimulus spending. That part is Epic Win.  The Epic Fail is in appointing someone who actually will give transparency to it, and how much of a failure it is.  That&#8217;s got to be the last thing this administration wants.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.edwardtufte.com/bboard/q-and-a-fetch-msg?msg_id=0003e0&amp;topic_id=1#">Edward Tufte has been appointed to the advisory panel to explain the stimulus spending.</a> That part is Epic Win.  The Epic Fail is in appointing someone who actually <em>will</em> give transparency to it, and how much of a failure it is.  That&#8217;s got to be the last thing this administration wants.</p>
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		<title>Classy</title>
		<link>http://phelps.donotremove.net/2010/03/classy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 19:50:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phelps</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Olbermann compares terrorists in our justice system to oppressed black Americans under Jim Crow.
The great example that a lot of law students have read this, the lawyer in &#8220;to kill a mockingbird&#8221; who is defending an african-american defendant.  Did that make him popular in that small southern town?  Absolutely not.  But he [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.livedash.com/transcript/countdown_with_keith_olbermann/37/MSNBC/Monday_March_8_2010/165268/">Olbermann compares terrorists in our justice system to oppressed black Americans under Jim Crow</a>.</p>
<blockquote><p>The great example that a lot of law students have read this, the lawyer in &#8220;to kill a mockingbird&#8221; who is defending an african-american defendant.  Did that make him popular in that small southern town?  Absolutely not.  But he explained to his children, I&#8217;ve got to do this as a matter of conscience.</p></blockquote>
<p>Got that?  In Oblerworld, manipulating the system to put a terrorist where he can get access to state secrets and ferret them out to his fellow murderers is the same as defending a falsely accused black man under Jim Crow.</p>
<p><em>Classy</em>.</p>
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		<title>Homosexuality</title>
		<link>http://phelps.donotremove.net/2010/03/homosexuality/</link>
		<comments>http://phelps.donotremove.net/2010/03/homosexuality/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Mar 2010 23:11:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phelps</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If the right wing is homophobic and secretly gay, wouldn&#8217;t it be homophobic to hate the right wing?  And if we really wanted them to come out, wouldn&#8217;t the first step to that be to stop making fun of them as soon as they do?
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If the right wing is homophobic and secretly gay, wouldn&#8217;t it be homophobic to hate the right wing?  And if we really wanted them to come out, wouldn&#8217;t the first step to that be to stop making fun of them as soon as they do?</p>
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		<title>Fourth</title>
		<link>http://phelps.donotremove.net/2010/03/fourth/</link>
		<comments>http://phelps.donotremove.net/2010/03/fourth/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2010 19:06:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phelps</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The violent left is up to four.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://michellemalkin.com/2010/03/05/about-the-pentagon-shooter/">The violent left is up to four</a>.</p>
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		<title>Red beer</title>
		<link>http://phelps.donotremove.net/2010/03/red-beer/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2010 21:39:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phelps</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I now await the hate mail from lovers of Bud Lite.
Don&#8217;t worry, Mikey, Bud Light drinkers can&#8217;t read and we won&#8217;t tell them.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>I now await the hate mail from lovers of Bud Lite.</p></blockquote>
<p><a href="http://www.fumento.com/weblog/archives/2010/03/red_beer.html">Don&#8217;t worry, Mikey, Bud Light drinkers can&#8217;t read and we won&#8217;t tell them</a>.</p>
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		<title>Details of “Einstein” Cyber Shield Disclosed by White House &#8211; Digits &#8211; WSJ</title>
		<link>http://phelps.donotremove.net/2010/03/details-of-%e2%80%9ceinstein%e2%80%9d-cyber-shield-disclosed-by-white-house-digits-wsj/</link>
		<comments>http://phelps.donotremove.net/2010/03/details-of-%e2%80%9ceinstein%e2%80%9d-cyber-shield-disclosed-by-white-house-digits-wsj/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2010 16:55:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phelps</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Total Information Awareness, a program designed to monitor everything on the internet, in order to protect us from terrorists trying to kill us was, in fact, a gross violation of civil rights and decried by everyone.
“Einstein”, a program designed to monitor everything on the internet, in order to protect us from a script kiddie hacking [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Total Information Awareness, a program designed to monitor everything on the internet, in order to protect us from terrorists trying to kill us was, in fact, a gross violation of civil rights and decried by everyone.</p>
<p><a href="http://blogs.wsj.com/digits/2010/03/02/%E2%80%9Ceinstein%E2%80%9D-program-disclosed-as-us-cyber-shield/">“Einstein”</a>, a program designed to monitor everything on the internet, in order to protect us from a script kiddie hacking youtube, source of hilarious videos of turtles humping shoes, is only a gross violation of civil rights if you are a racist.</p>
<p>And don&#8217;t miss the irony of naming a program that the Gestapo would have loved to have had after a jew who fled to America from the Gestapo.</p>
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		<title>Abuse of Process</title>
		<link>http://phelps.donotremove.net/2010/03/abuse-of-process/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Mar 2010 18:35:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phelps</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If it can be passed through reconciliation, then it can be repealed through reconciliation. If not in December 2010, then in January 2013.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://blogs.abcnews.com/politicalpunch/2010/03/obama-democrats-will-use-reconciliation-to-pass-senate-health-care-bill.html">If it can be passed through reconciliation, then it can be repealed through reconciliation</a>. If not in December 2010, then in January 2013.</p>
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		<title>Quote of the Day</title>
		<link>http://phelps.donotremove.net/2010/03/quote-of-the-day-5/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Mar 2010 18:07:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phelps</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Justice Sotomayor, States may have grown accustomed to violating the rights of American citizens, but that does not bootstrap those violations into something that is constitutional.
Gura arguing McDonald via The Smallest Minority.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>Justice Sotomayor, States may have grown accustomed to violating the rights of American citizens, but that does not bootstrap those violations into something that is constitutional.</p></blockquote>
<p>Gura arguing <em>McDonald</em> via <a href="http://smallestminority.blogspot.com/2010/03/so-mcdonald-oral-arguments-were-today.html">The Smallest Minority</a>.</p>
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		<title>Craig Watkins</title>
		<link>http://phelps.donotremove.net/2010/03/craig-watkins/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2010 20:46:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phelps</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Could Dallas please, pretty please, get a black politician that isn&#8217;t on the take?
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://blogs.dallasobserver.com/unfairpark/2010/03/family_affair_district_attorney_craig.php">Could Dallas please, pretty please, get a black politician that <strong>isn&#8217;t</strong> on the take?</a></p>
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		<title>Wave of violence by political extremists</title>
		<link>http://phelps.donotremove.net/2010/03/wave-of-violence-by-political-extremists/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 21:38:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phelps</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Okay, so first we have a communist &#8220;right-wing&#8221; college professor shooting up the faculty at her workplace.  (Never mind that she already killed her own brother and walked on that because the Democrat DA didn&#8217;t think there was anything to it.)
Next we have a communist manifesto quoting, anti-corporate &#8220;right-winger&#8221; who flies his plane into the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Okay, so first we have a communist &#8220;right-wing&#8221; college professor shooting up the faculty at her workplace.  (Never mind that she already killed her own brother and walked on that because the Democrat DA didn&#8217;t think there was anything to it.)</p>
<p>Next we have a communist manifesto quoting, anti-corporate &#8220;right-winger&#8221; who flies his plane into the IRS building in an act of None-Dare-Call-It-Terrorism.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1254619/Baby-girl-survives-shot-chest-parents-global-warming-suicide-pact.html?ITO=1490">Now we have a couple of &#8220;right-wingers&#8221; who kill themselves and try to kill their kids, only not killing one kid through sheer incompetence, because they are afraid of <s>Manbearpig</s> Global Warming.</a></p>
<p>I didn&#8217;t make a big deal out of the first one other than pointing out that we would be hearing non-stop about it if she hadn&#8217;t been a dyed in the wool leftist.  And I only noted how eager the left wing and the Establishment Media (but I repeat myself) were to paint the second as a &#8220;teabagger.&#8221;  But now, this has gotten to the point of a pattern.</p>
<p>Lefists are more violent than the right wing.  Always have been.  The right wing may be better equipped for violence, but that is primarily diligence against the <em>insane left.</em> Now, when the left has what it has always thought it wanted (it&#8217;s<a href="http://phelps.donotremove.net/2008/06/x-ray-glasses/"> X-Ray Glasses</a>) and they have found out that there&#8217;s no magic way to see everyone&#8217;s underwear, they are lashing out.  First the crazies, and next, the &#8220;I never knew they were crazies.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>Safety Fail</title>
		<link>http://phelps.donotremove.net/2010/02/safety-fail/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Feb 2010 20:50:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phelps</dc:creator>
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		<title>Astroturf</title>
		<link>http://phelps.donotremove.net/2010/02/astroturf-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Feb 2010 16:34:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phelps</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Obama haz wun.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://radio.barackobama.com/">Obama haz wun</a>.</p>
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		<title>The Healthcare Summit</title>
		<link>http://phelps.donotremove.net/2010/02/the-healthcare-summit/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Feb 2010 21:53:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Summed up in three words from the Republicans to Obama:
I&#8217;m your huckleberry.
Update: Via Vodkapundit:

Lulz
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Summed up in three words from the Republicans to Obama:</p>
<blockquote><p>I&#8217;m your huckleberry.</p></blockquote>
<p><em>Update</em>: Via <a href="http://pajamasmedia.com/vodkapundit/2010/02/25/you-wouldnt-like-me-when-im-angry/">Vodkapundit</a>:</p>
<p><a href="http://phelps.donotremove.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Obamas-Death-Stare.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-2107" title="Obamas-Death-Stare" src="http://phelps.donotremove.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Obamas-Death-Stare-300x168.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="168" /></a></p>
<p>Lulz</p>
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		<title>Dog Bites Man</title>
		<link>http://phelps.donotremove.net/2010/02/dog-bites-man/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 22:18:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phelps</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A killer whale killed a trainer Wednesday afternoon at SeaWorld&#8217;s Shamu Stadium in Orlando, Florida, a public information officer for the Orange County Sheriff&#8217;s Office said.
Well, duh.  They are called killer whales.  They aren&#8217;t called cuddly whales.  I bet if you went to a &#8220;Killer Mexicans&#8221; show, you wouldn&#8217;t be surprised if someone there didn&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>A killer whale killed a trainer Wednesday afternoon at SeaWorld&#8217;s Shamu Stadium in Orlando, Florida, a public information officer for the Orange County Sheriff&#8217;s Office said.</p></blockquote>
<p><a href="http://www.cnn.com/2010/US/02/24/killer.whale.trainer.death/index.html?hpt=T1">Well, duh</a>.  They are called <em>killer</em> whales.  They aren&#8217;t called cuddly whales.  I bet if you went to a &#8220;Killer Mexicans&#8221; show, you wouldn&#8217;t be surprised if someone there didn&#8217;t make it.</p>
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