Fatwa for ‘gay Jesus’ writer

BBC News – Fatwa for ‘gay Jesus’ writer

Let’s see… how do we put this…

Don’t kill anyone for us! Okay? Is that clear enough? No more killing!

“Well, Jesus, that guy over there says you’re a fag. You want me to go kill him for you?”

“Nah, that’s ok. Turn the other cheek, you know. Wait a second, I didn’t mean it like that! Stop looking at me like that! You laugh and I’m gonna give you a noogie, I swear to dad! Yeah, I’m wearing a dress. So what? We are all wearing dresses. It’s the first century, for my sake.”

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