Why Do Women Have Breasts?

I really enjoyed this one, partly because it was intellectually stimulating and partly because I am a man and just enjoy listening to things about breasts.

So, now that women are obliged to carry breasts around with them all the time, it seems that many of them have taken the trouble of growing good ones.

Men, meanwhile, are stuck with a sub-optimal instinct. Their desires are fired by a pair of useless bags of fat. Men cannot afford to lose this instinct, however. Non-lactating breasts are like nuclear missiles — we only need them or want them because other people have them.

Joe Bob says check it out.

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