Secret Agent Man

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I have decided to name my specialty at the Blogger Alliance. I am going to be the Secret Agent Man. They gave me a number and took away my name. Well, my first name. Actually, I only had one name (like Bender) and they are letting me keep it. I still like the line, though.

I shall endeavour to pull away the layers of intrigue that surround the Puppy Blender Cabal and expose the dark history of this ancient occult menace. Plus, this gives me another excuse to carry a gun, and now I won’t seem like as much of an idiot for covering my head and running when I have to walk through Dealy Plaza.

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