A Random Lie
So what does White Glenn have on the head of his bed? These are the sorts of questions that kept me out of the good schools. Since I am Alliance Secret Agent Man, I decided to call in a favor with a script kiddie cousin of mine, and I had one of White Glenn’s Robo-maids hacked to return video. Here is what I saw:
- A dogeared copy of “Are You There, Allah? It’s Me, Osama”
- A Ronco Inside the Skin Puppy Scrambler
- A wallet that says “Bad Mother Hobo Killa”
- A manuscript titled, “How to Take Over The World With a Website by Glenn Reynolds, Lawyer” (heavily edited in puce crayon)
- Three monkey toes
- A Pirate Map with a big X labeled “Saddam’s WMD”
- Garlic Repellent
- Tinfoil Fedora
- Five years of toenail clippings
- One unused prophylactic. One soiled
- A highlighted copy of “The Anarchist Hobo Cookbook”
- An autographed photo of Fidel Castro. Nude.
- One pissed off monkey with a limp
- A detailed dossier entitled “The Everlasting Phelps” with “DIE DIE DIE” scribbled on it in puce crayon
Crap. I gotta go.
Bonfire Of The Vanities – Week 27
Welcome to the Bonfire of the Vanities. Thanks to Kevin at Wizbang for sending his genius idea on the road. Never before have I witnessed so many bloggers post such a wide array of drivel and nonsense. Now sit back…
Filthy Lie Hat Trick
Not one, not two, but THREE non-assignment-related filthy lies about the despicable Glenn Reynolds: Cannon of Cannon’s Canon has the low-down on Evil Glenn’s marital status. Fearless Leader Frank J. has the official report from Fox News on Evil Glenn’s
ROTFLMAO!!!
Freakin’ brilliant!
I’m going to base the next filthy lie assignment off this.
Ah the blues brothers.