Outstanding

Allah Is In The House:

Congrats, mujahids. Allah has not seen that many donuts since the “Bowling for Columbine” wrap party. It is like, you could not kill ONE fucking person? Just as a way of saying “big ups” to Allah? Shit. If you all had gone out and got liquored up you probably would have killed someone on the way home just by accident. Look, here is what you must understand. YOU DO NOT HAVE TO TAKE DOWN A SKYSCRAPER ON EVERY RUN. Okay? With jihad, as with most things, the perfect is the enemy of the good. If you want to head down to Times Square or to a bowl game or something and just start firing into the crowd, it is all good with A-double-lizzle. He will pat you on the ass and sprinkle a few virgins on you as a way of saying, “Hey, good try. Something’s better than nothing.” Instead he spends his holidays reading about all the scarrry British Airways flights that have been cancelled. Oooooh. Look out for the Jew army to disband at any moment, what with all those cancelled flights they have to deal with.

Out-fuggin-standing.

Allah Ackbar!

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