White Glenn’s Movie

So the Alliance wants to know about White Glenn’s Movie Remake, huh?


Let’s see if we can figure this one out, huh? Megalomaniacal semi-genius who can’t control his urges to reach out and throttle things (like hobos)? Check. Use of advanced defense department developed technology to take over and eventually destroy the world? Check. Blended puppies in the buffet next to the poached eggs? Check. (Look in the deleted scenes on the DVD.)

This one will probably do pretty well. Who wouldn’t go and see Frank J’s rendition of Major Kong? Harvey as General Ripper, ranting about protecting Our Precious Space Bars? Glenn Reynolds as George Bush (from Frank J’s World), Mandrake and the terrifying Dr. Instapundit? What in the world is more terrifying than a lawyer with 100,000 readers, I ask?

I bet Kubrick would have done it too, if he wasn’t, you know, dead.


  1. Susie says:

    ROFL!!!! Great job!

  2. The Alliance says:

    Filthy Lie Round-Up: Evil Glenn’s Movie Remake

    “A ‘good’ movie is often defined as one that can bring us to legitimate emotion – perhaps it will make us cry, or smile, or laugh. In fact, that’s a large part of why we watch movies in the first

  3. Harvey says:

    Peace On Earth
    Purity Of Eroticism