Commie Cyborgs

The Communist mad scientists at Berzerkly are Developing Robotic Exoskeletons that can Enhance Human Strength and Endurance. This is bad, people. I know, I’ve advocated the creation of powered body armor, and giant mecha, and all sorts of mechanical-human enhancement devices before, but there is a crucial difference: those were all being developed by good, hard working capitalists. (Sure, they are Japs, but I don’t think we should hold that against them.) What we have here is nothing less than a Commie PlotTM.

It is just a matter of time before the Reds build on this technology and create full fledged commie cyborgs. It is time for a little preemption in Cali.

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