Larry Miller Busting Myths

In Whosoever Blesses Them, Larry Miller gives an astoundingly good analogy, and doesn’t even try to claim it:

Chew this around and spit it out: Five hundred million Arabs; five million Jews. Think of all the Arab countries as a football field, and Israel as a pack of matches sitting in the middle of it. And now these same folks swear that if Israel gives them half of that pack of matches, everyone will be pals. Really? Wow, what neat news. Hey, but what about the string of wars to obliterate the tiny country and the constant din of rabid blood oaths to drive every Jew into the sea? Oh, that? We were just kidding.

My friend Kevin Rooney made a gorgeous point the other day: Just reverse the numbers. Imagine five hundred million Jews and five million Arabs. I was stunned at the simple brilliance of it. Can anyone picture the Jews strapping belts of razor blades and dynamite to themselves? Of course not. Or marshalling every fiber and force at their disposal for generations to drive a tiny Arab state into the sea? Nonsense. Or dancing for joy at the murder of innocents? Impossible. Or spreading and believing horrible lies about the Arabs baking their bread with the blood of children? Disgusting. No, as you know, left to themselves in a world of peace, the worst Jews would ever do to people is debate them to death.

(Via Israpundit)

3 Comments

  1. taco flavored kisses says:

    Straight talk from Larry Miller

    Larry Miller writes for the Weekly Standard and I think he is the most underrated writer they have. Here’s of sampling of his latest. Thanks to The Everlasting Phelps for the link. On the Palestinians intentions: Because if we’re only…

  2. MexiMuslim says:

    Don’t make me take this towel off my head and snap you with it!

  3. Phelps says:

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