Subservient Chicken

The Subservient Chicken is cool. My favorite thing to tell it? “You’re on fire.”

It also apparently likes hockey (Me like Hockey! Me like Hockey!”) and digs Metallica.

4 Comments

  1. Chrissy says:

    The end of the book has already been written and thats what your puppet master really is in denial about.

  2. chrissy says:

    Grace forgiveness,peace ,mercy,truth, THE REAL MASTER WHO IS REALLY IN CONTROLL WILL BE THE AVENGER FOR HE’S CHILDREN. YOU LAUGH, MOCK AND SNEER DEMON BUT WE ALL KNOW WHERE YOU WILL SPEND ETERNITY.

  3. Phelps says:

    King County WA. Figures.

  4. Haywood Jablowme says:

    In reality, there are 400 pre-taped clips of the chicken performing moves, which are edited to correspond to viewers’ commands, making the site feel as though it works in real time. The agency sent out a picture of the chicken to staffers and asked them to think up every conceivable command they could.