The Super Hyper Holy Crusading Jihadi Vengence Coffee War is Stepping Up

The SHHCJVCW would like to announce our newest recruit: Terry Tate, Office Linebacker. It has been brought to our attention that Triple T has been a Coffee Jihadi for a long time, with his rousing motto of, “You kill the Joe, you make some mo!” We welcome Terry to the team and look forward to having him up in this Bitch.


  1. Mexigogue says:

    Ooh! Ooh! I wanna be the enigmatic one-eyed spiritual coffee mullah!

  2. Phelps says:

    Alright. Hand me your stabber and hold still.