Another List
What is this I hear? Is someone calling for a Phelps’ List? 10 uses for Napalm, eh?
- 10. Car paint remover. Preferrably that guy down the street whose dog won’t shut the hell up’s car.
- 9. Replacement for charcoal briquettes.
- 8. Rocket fuel for your rocket wheelchair
- 7. Drano replacement.
- 6. Witches.
- 5. Taco sauce.
- 4. Ant remover.
- 3. Secret ingedient for Flaming Moes.
- 2. Writing your name in the neighbor’s yard
- 1. Cross-starter for your Klan meeting.
I’ll have to try some of those.
Damn it all, someone should really invent a “Flaming Moe.”
I know just the neighbor to try this on!!!
Also does an excellent job of replacing vermouth in a martini. You just have to wait a week before lighting a cigar after drinking one.