Another List

What is this I hear? Is someone calling for a Phelps’ List? 10 uses for Napalm, eh?

  • 10. Car paint remover. Preferrably that guy down the street whose dog won’t shut the hell up’s car.
  • 9. Replacement for charcoal briquettes.
  • 8. Rocket fuel for your rocket wheelchair
  • 7. Drano replacement.
  • 6. Witches.
  • 5. Taco sauce.
  • 4. Ant remover.
  • 3. Secret ingedient for Flaming Moes.
  • 2. Writing your name in the neighbor’s yard
  • 1. Cross-starter for your Klan meeting.


  1. The Sicilian says:

    I’ll have to try some of those.

  2. Neil says:

    Damn it all, someone should really invent a “Flaming Moe.”

  3. THE "D" says:

    I know just the neighbor to try this on!!!

  4. Norman says:

    Also does an excellent job of replacing vermouth in a martini. You just have to wait a week before lighting a cigar after drinking one.