Favorite Fictional Characters

So Right Wing News sent out an email asking for Bloggers To Select Their Favorite Fictional Characters and I didn’t get an invite. That’s ok — one day I will find you, and I will kill you for this dishonor. But, enough of the formalities. I’m sure you are all dying to know what my picks are. Here you go, in no particular order:

  1. Joachim Steubens, Hammer’s Slammers series
  2. General Turgidson, Dr. Strangelove
  3. Gunny Highway, Heartbreak Ridge
  4. Major Sam Carter, Stargate SG-1
  5. Smokey, Friday
  6. Number 6, The Prisoner
  7. Hannibal “The Cannibal” Lector
  8. Emperor Palpatine, Return of the Jedi
  9. Sheriff Bart, Blazing Saddles
  10. Taggart, Blazing Saddles
  11. Walter Sobechek, The Big Lebowski
  12. Inigo Montoya, The Princess Bride
  13. Mulberry Field 30 (Sanjuro Kuwabatake), Yojimbo
  14. Beavis, Beavis and Butthead
  15. Cactus Jack — Bang bang!
  16. Enki (if he really is fictional)
  17. Starscream, The Transformers
  18. Stephen Gregg, Igniting the Reaches Trilogy
  19. Random, The Chronicles of Amber
  20. Trent the Transformer, The Xanth Series
  21. Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky IV, Cowboy Bebop
  22. Sam Lowrey, Brazil
  23. Animal Mother, Full Metal Jacket
  24. Bucky Katt, Get Fuzzy
  25. Ashly J. Williams, The Evil Dead


  1. Neil says:

    Hell yeah Ashly J. Williams.

  2. The Sicilian says:

    Ed is the most annoying character on Bebop. Vicious is a bit cooler.

    Have to agree with you both on Ashly J. Williams.

  3. Phelps says:

    Vicious is much cooler, but Ed is my favorite, Sici-Sici.

  4. glenn says:

    Starscream was the bomb.

  5. Phelps says:

    Pathetic fools!