Jellybeans

He Who’s Name Shall Not Be Mentioned quoted Ronnie thus:

You can tell a lot about a fellow’s character by his way of eating jellybeans.

Here’s how I usually eat them: slowly. I like to eat the coating off first. I like it when you can split the coating and peel it off in your mouth without cutting into the jelly, but sometimes you just have to suck it off. (No comments from the peanut gallery.) After that I chew the inside up into sections and swallow it one piece at a time.

But you already knew that I was weird.

One Comment

  1. Neil says:

    That means that your an all-consuming person that will get to know someone, only to suck the life out of them and leave them hollow on the inside. Either that, or it just means that you have a candy problem. It’s one of the two.