Wictory Wendsday
John Kerry:
“Because al Qaeda is a network with many branches, we must take the fight to the enemy on every continent and enlist other countries in that cause.”
I guess that means that we can expect an invasion of Antarctica if Kerry wins the office.
On to the Wictory Wendnesday roll:
“First off, I want to congratulate you all on completing your Al Qaida training camp. Now I’m sure you’re all anxious to know where you’ll be assigned, so without any further ado: Abu Hamza, Abdul-Karim, you get Europe. Al Mujahid and Khalid, East Africa. Umar and Abdul-Aziz, you have Antartica.”
“BOGUS! How come Hamza gets-”
“Hey, I don’t wanna hear it. This is how the computer spits ’em out. Pack your trash!”
If they did that to me, I might just blow myself up.