Archive for July 2004


Blackfive has questions about BLACKFIVE: The Line Between Writers And Bloggers

And folks are starting to bounce what Atrios and Oliver Willis are writing on their blogs versus what they are writing professionally – and *feigned surprise*, oh my gosh, they are virtually the same!

Is that an Ethics issue? Or just slimy to push your work from your blog? It’s not like Chris Matthew’s “blog” or Bill O’Reilly’s “blog”.

What if you found out that I worked for a PR agency hired by Rumsfeld and never mentioned it on my psuedonymous blog?

Here’s the rub, PoL… they already think that. We’re digital brownshits, remember? We parrot the secret GOP talking points that get emailed out every day.

This has actually given me some insight into the movers and shakers of the left side of the blogosphere. It all goes back to Hillary’s “Vast Right Wing Conspiracy.” I have yet to see any evidence of a VRWC — but I do see a little bit of evidence of a small left wing conspiracy.

Hesh wants SEX!!!

This is brilliance.

RSS Full Feed

I have an RSS Full Feed now. For Dana.

This Week in Photos


And here, ladies and gentlemen, is an old Navy warhorse that has obviously seen better days. And the USS Wisconsin.

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Bad MoJo

Saudis find head of slain US hostage in a fridge:

The statement also said police found rocket-propelled grenades, SAM-7 surface-to-air missiles, vast quantities of ammunition and 360,000 riyals (96,000 dollars) in the same house.

I’m pretty sure they meant it was a SA-7 missiles. This is bad, bad stuff people. That would be the perfect weapon to sit in an airport parking lot and take down a jetliner with.

Tell me about American 587 again?

Another Washed Up Rocker

Yeah, so fisking washed up rock stars is like beating your 8 year old cousin in a game of 21. Sometimes it still has to be done, like this latest travesty: Elton attacks ‘censorship’ in US

Elton John has said stars are scared to speak out against war in Iraq because of “bullying tactics” used by the US government to hinder free speech.

Strike One! Sorry, El. No one in the government is censoring you. It is real easy to figure out when that happens. The “government” is the one with the “guns” that they stick in your “face” when they tell you to “cease and desist”. When someone just says, “screw off” to you and ignores you, that isn’t censorship.

“There’s an atmosphere of fear in America right now that is deadly. Everyone is too career-conscious,” he told New York magazine, Interview.

As opposed to… not giving a damn about your career? You are an entertainer. We expect you to entertain us. We don’t expect to have to listen to your half-baked crackpot theories. That is what we have blogs and columnists for. They are much better at it than you. They, for example, often know how to define “censorship.”

Sir Elton said performers could be “frightened by the current administration’s bullying tactics”.

Strike Two: What bullying tactics?!? Name one. Just because you want them to be bullying you so you can claim the “martyred victim” status doesn’t make it true.

The singer likened the current “fear factor” to McCarthyism in the 1950s.

You mean back when Hollywood and entertainment really was under a concerted attack by the KGB and international communism and there really were anti-American communists in all branches of entertainment? That 1950s?

Strike Three!

“There was a moment about a year ago when you couldn’t say a word about anything in this country for fear of your career being shot down by people saying you are un-American,” he told the magazine.

The singer said things were different in the 1960s.

The 1960s bought us the loss of Vietnam. I don’t think we want to lose another war.

Strike Four!

“People like Bob Dylan, Nina Simone, The Beatles and Pete Seeger were constantly writing and talking about what was going on.

Riiiiight. Bob Dylan and Paul McCartney are who we are supposed to base foriegn policy on.

Strike Five!

“That’s not happening now. As of this spring, there have been virtually no anti-war concerts – or anti-war songs that catch on, for that matter,” he said.

That is because no one wants to see an anti-war concert. I guarantee you, that as much as you think big corporations just LUV war, they love money more. If there was money to be made with an anti-war concert, there would anti-war concerts all over the country. You would be getting free tickets with 8 gallons of gas. If anyone wanted to hear anti-war songs, they would be all over the place. Hell, even if no one would sell them, they would still be all over the place because of the internet.

Face it, El. No one gives a shit about anti-war songs. If they did, they would finding them. They aren’t. That giant silence isn’t the government censoring you. It is America in general giving you the finger.

He voiced concern that it appeared acceptable to speak out if you were pro-Bush, using the example of country singer Toby Keith, but not if you were critical of the President, as in the case of country rock band, the Dixie Chicks.

You know why Toby Keith’s song sold well? People wanted to hear it. You know why the Dixie Chicks killed their careers? Because no one wanted to hear it. Do the fucking math.

“On the one hand, you have someone like Toby Keith, who has come out and been very supportive of the Bush administration and the war in Iraq – which is OK because America is a democracy and Toby Keith is entitled to say what he thinks and feels.

“But, on the other hand, the Dixie Chicks got shot down in flames last year for criticising the president. They were treated like they were being un-American, when in fact they have every right to say whatever they want about him because he’s freely elected, and therefore accountable.”

Strike Six! They were treated like they were being un-American because they were being un-American. Yes, they have every right to say it. We have every right to get pissed off at what they said. We have every right to say, “I swear to God, upon everything that is holy, I will never buy another record that has a single note of Dixie Chicks material on it for as long as I live.” That is how rights work. You exercise your rights, and you pay the consequences.

The president is accountable for what he does? Here’s a news flash, El: The Dixie Chicks are accountable for what they do also.

Sir Elton is currently in New York playing a series of concerts.

Funny that he isn’t playing, say, Atlanta or Houston.

(Via DGCI)

In Flight Bomb Assembly

From the Wine Swilling Lawyer (the latest version I’ve seen) — This is really scary:

…Components of IEDs [improvised explosive devices]can be smuggled on to an aircraft, concealed in either clothing or personal carry-on items… and assembled on board. In many cases of suspicious passenger activity, incidents have taken place in the aircraft’s forward lavatory.

There is a real simple solution to this. Put big assed hasps on the lavatory doors. Buy big asses padlocks. Put the key to said padlock in the locked cockpit. Put said lock in the flight attendant’s pocket.

When jackasses start pulling this crap, slap that lock on the door. Once the plane is on the ground and everyone else (like his accomplices) is off the plane (and in custody, if need be), he can greet the FBI HRT and explain to them what the things there in the bathroom are for.