Second Blog-day

The Everlasting Phelps is two years old today! Yay me! In celebration, I want everyone to sing the MC Hesh birthday rap (MP3) for me:

Crowd:

Go, robot!

It’s your birthday!

Go, robot!

It’s your birthday!

Hesh:

You’re one year older!

One year wiser!

Rock and roll star, king, czar, and a kaiser!

A roomful of friends!

A mouthful of cake!

Every present is for you,

And it feels pretty great!

You’re the man of the hour,

The V.I.P.

You get the first slice,

Of the P-I-E,

But first blow out the candles,

And make a wish,

Put a smile on,

‘Cause it’s your birthday, bitch!

Crowd:

Go, robot!

It’s your birthday!

Go, robot!

It’s your birthday!

2 Comments

  1. Eric says:

    ..happy birthday, crazyman….