The Alliance: Precision Guided Humor Round-up: How to Tell If Someone Is A Terrorist. So it’s late. I was busy. Uh… killing terrorists.

  • 10. None of his model airplanes have landing gears.
  • 9. Whenever you warn him that smoking is going to kill him, he smiles and says, “That’s what you think.”
  • 8. He drives every where in a Pinto doing 50 in reverse.
  • 7. Whenever you mention the Unibomber he snorts and mumbles, “Amateur.”
  • 6. He always wears an “Anthrax” shirt but you never heard him listen to heavy metal.
  • 5. When you question him about the Semtex in his pocket, he regales you with stories about how he served in Viet Nam.
  • 4. When you watch Jeopardy with him, he keeps shouting, “Who is Allah?!?
  • 3. He asks you to help him move his diesel and fertilizer collection. And he wants to use your truck.
  • 2. He has his initials tattooed on various parts of his body “to insure they get a proper Muslim burial.”
  • 1. He introduces himself by saying, “Hello, I am Abdula, and I’ll be your butcher today.”


  1. The Alliance says:

    Late PGH

    Phelps of The Everlasting Phelps has his top 10 list of ways to tell if someone is a terrorist, including: “Whenever you mention the Unibomber he snorts and mumbles, “Amateur.”” John of Minion of the Great Satan posted a Filthy

  2. Harvey says:

    #6 = ROTFL! 😀

  3. Phelps says:

    It was #4 for me when I was writing it. Mainly because… you know… I really do that.

  4. Lukos says:

    Forgot No 11. He Smells like crap