Edwards Claims Kerry Is The Messiah

Edwards — the Amazing Ass Talking Politician!

“If we do the work that we can do in this country, the work that we will do when John Kerry is president, people like Christopher Reeve will get up out of that wheelchair and walk again,” Edwards said.

That’s right folks, Edwards claims Kerry is searching for the power to raise the dead!

Revelation 20

4 Then I saw thrones, and the people sitting on them had been given the authority to judge. And I saw the souls of those who had been beheaded for their testimony about Jesus, for proclaiming the word of God. And I saw the souls of those who had not worshiped the beast or his statue, nor accepted his mark on their forehead or their hands. They came to life again, and they reigned with Christ for a thousand years. 5 This is the first resurrection. (The rest of the dead did not come back to life until the thousand years had ended.) 6 Blessed and holy are those who share in the first resurrection. For them the second death holds no power, but they will be priests of God and of Christ and will reign with him a thousand years.

The Thousand Year Reign of the DNC! Hallelujah!

All superscript used in this post formatted on 1971 IBM Selectric Composer

Comments are closed.