Not Dead Yet

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PA Official: “Chairman Arafat is not dead. Those reports are false. In fact, I just had a nice cup of tea with him, and he regaled me with amusing anecdotes about the filthy sons of monkeys and pigs. Can a dead man do that? Perhaps we will go to a beach party tomorrow, and he can do things like water ski and tan on the beach to convince you filthy infidels that he is not dead.”

3 Comments

  1. Northe says:

    Hahahah. Excellent..

  2. Phelps says:

    Six minutes? WTF? Do you guys camp here or something?

  3. Bob says:

    Nice picture of Dan Rather :]