Not Safe For Human Consumption

There is another Precision Guided Humor Assignment from the alliance:

What would you do with 380 tons of explosives?

That’s easy, dude — two chicks at the same time.


  1. Mexigogue says:

    That answer is elegant in it’s simplicity.

  2. The Alliance says:

    Precision Guided Humor Round-up: 380 Tons of Explosives

    “I didn’t do it, nobody saw me do it, there’s no way you can prove anything!” – Bart Simpson ‘Fess up. You’ve thought about it. You’ve fantasized about it. All that fun explosive power at your fingertips and SO

  3. triticale says:

    How can I be two places at once,
    When I’m not any place at all?