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Not Safe For Human Consumption

November 2, 2004, 4:25 pm

There is another Precision Guided Humor Assignment from the alliance:

What would you do with 380 tons of explosives?

That’s easy, dude — two chicks at the same time.

Category: Phelps' Phunny

3 Comments

  1. Mexigogue says:
    November 3, 2004 at 7:10 am

    That answer is elegant in it’s simplicity.

  2. The Alliance says:
    November 3, 2004 at 8:16 pm

    Precision Guided Humor Round-up: 380 Tons of Explosives

    “I didn’t do it, nobody saw me do it, there’s no way you can prove anything!” – Bart Simpson ‘Fess up. You’ve thought about it. You’ve fantasized about it. All that fun explosive power at your fingertips and SO

  3. triticale says:
    November 5, 2004 at 12:40 am

    How can I be two places at once,
    When I’m not any place at all?