Russ for Mayor

Russ Martin Announces Candidacy for Dallas Mayor

Announcement on the Air on December 17, 2004

Russ “The Russiah” Martin has decided to run for Mayor on the following platform:

  • Russ will put the strip clubs back on Northwest Highway
  • Russ will put smoking back in Restaurants
  • Russ will get the firemen back on the street corners for the Fill the Boot campaign
  • Russ will get our $60,000 back for the study that discovered that our Gorilla got out
  • Russ will put Dallas Cops in Town Cars and force the city council to drive Crown Victorias

Hell, he’s got my vote.

4 Comments

  1. TB says:

    if the texans I talk to on a daily basis any bit the same as the rest of the population, you have a new mayor.

  2. Mexigogue says:

    I was about to pledge my vote until I remembered I live in Michigan.

  3. Mexigogue says:

    Hey, what’s up with the show running “Best of” yesterday? JD still having chest pains?

    Oh, and I thought. When you go away for a while, instead of having people write guest columns, you should have me post “Best of”. I can find really good blog entries from your first year and re-run them!

  4. Phelps says:

    I actually throught of doing Best Of, and in true RMS fashion not even marking them as “Best Of.” Just rerunning them.

    I guess JD had a Sybian Suck-O-Matic accident or something. They were supposed to go for the rest of the week.