Idiocy Leads to Idiocy

Police nab activists seeking Bush’s nuke suitcase

Dutch police arrested six activists on Sunday who said they wanted to enter President Bush’s Netherlands hotel and look for the suitcase which allows him to activate nuclear weapons.

“We heard Bush carries a nuclear suitcase and can push the red button at any time to set off atomic weapons. We find this extremely shocking,” said Leo de Groot, a spokesman for the activist group.

Uhhh… no. The Football has two things in it: a radio that can contact SAC and launch codes. And even the launch codes aren’t 100% required. You know what it takes to launch America’s nuclear weapons? It takes the President saying, “I’m George W. Bush, and I approve this message. Nuke those fuckers.”

In a separate incident, an amateur photographer seriously hurt himself on Saturday by falling onto a spiked fence as he tried to photograph the tight security arrangements around the hotel, police said.

BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Anyone know if rotton or ogrish has photos?

Hundreds of Dutch protesters rallied on Saturday in Amsterdam and Maastricht to protest against Bush who visited a U.S. military cemetery in the southern Netherlands on Sunday to pay tribute to the Americans who died in World War II.

We get the message, guys. No more Americans need to die to keep you free. We’ll let the next ones go ahead (and it looks like it will be a Muslim fifth column that does it.)

(Via LGF)


  1. R says:

    So much for freedom of speech, eh?

  2. Phelps says:

    Uh… to quote the Dude, “Walter, this isn’t a First Amendment thing.” Probing the security of a foriegn dignitary isn’t speech.

  3. R says:

    No, I’m talking about your “No more Americans need die…” quote in response to protesters.

    We should make it so that in America if the candidate you voted for loses, you don’t get the protection of the United States, because, hey, your vote against the other guy is a protest, no? No more Americans need die for those who voted for the loser.

  4. Phelps says:

    I don’t get what you are saying. I want to, but it just isn’t fitting together. I’m talking about how we pulled Netherland’s ass out of the National Socialist fire, and now they are pissed off about us, you know, remembering that. I’m saying don’t do it again, so we don’t have to remember anything.