One for Mexi

This one is for Mexi:

Ozzy Osbourne remembers when he lost his patience with the midget Black Sabbath hired for a tour. “He showed up late, he drank….It got to me after awhile. So, one night, when he wanted to get on the tour bus, I threw him in the luggage compartment.

Somebody grabbed me and said: ‘What you’re doing is not only illegal but it’s inhumane.’

“I lost it. I yelled: ‘He’s my [bleeping] midget and I’ll [bleeping] do what I want with him.’ There was a silence and then a small voice emerged from the luggage compartment: ‘He’s right: I’m his midget and he can do what he wants with me.'”

I agree with Ozzy too. Given that it seems that some midgets know thier place, maybe I should reconsider my anti-midget bias. Maybe there are some good midgets. As long as they stay in the luggage compartment.


  1. mexigogue says:

    Now that’s a role player, and that’s what wins championships.

    That was a heartwarming story and one I’ll be certain to tell to my kids, and they can tell their kids, and so on.

  2. HMT says:

    hahaha.. I want a midget just so I can say ‘He’s MY fucking midget”

    then I’d make him swim in a kiddie pool

  3. Jenn says:

    I just thought, my ex is short. Like an inch MAYBE two taller than me. Because I was with him for so long, I now have a phobia with short guys, I guess it would be worse with midgets, no?

  4. Jenn says:

    Hahah! Classic!

  5. Mexigogue says:

    Midgets are not for dating. They’re for entertainment and for fetching stuff. Get it right.

  6. guy in the UNLV jacket says:

    It’ll be a cold day in hell before I let a midget fetch my newspaper. It’s nothing personal I just don’t trust the little buggers

  7. HMT says:

    what if you got a midget to ride your dog out to get the newspaper? would that be any better? Dog = reliability, midget = can’t be trusted

    which = a wash?

  8. Mexigogue says:

    He needs a cowboy hat. Then you can’t go wrong.

  9. guy in the UNLV jacket says:

    New Sport: Midget Rodeo except for they all ride little dogs, wear speedos and clown makeup