Top 10 Movie Quotes
So the AFI’s Top 100 Movie Quotes is out. I just wanted to say that I think they are FOS. Here’s my top 10:
- 10. All you 57 cops against KUNG FU JOE? Master of KUNG-FU! KARATE! JU JUITSU! And a whole bunch of other shit that you don’t even know.
- 9. My own brother, a goddamn, shit-sucking vampire!
- 8. I’ll be damned if I let some foreign, graffiti writin’, soul suckin’, son of a bitch in an oversized cowboy hat and boots take my friend’s souls and shit ’em down the visitors toilet!
- 7. I got just one question. Which one of you assholes gets to die trying to stick me?
- 6. Pardon me while I whip this out.
- 5. Then let’s head on down into that cellar and carve ourselves a witch.
- 4. I’m your huckleberry.
- 3. Well ain’t that a bitch… All I wanted to do was to sail my boat, man, you know? Navigate by the stars, see dolphins race alongside, you know, maybe even kill a few of them.
- 2. Hey, I don’t wanna sound like a queer or nothin’, but I think unicorns are kick ass!
- 1. Fucking dipshit with a nine-toed woman!
Now those are memorable movie quotes from memorable movies.
Oh man. I thought you made up those quotes until I started clicking on the links. Now I need to see “I’m Gonna Get You Sucka” again! I forgot all about that movie!!
One of my favorite lines is Jack Nicholson to Tom Cruise in A Few Good Men: “So I want you to stand there with your Harvard mouth and faggity white uniform and extend me some GODDAMNED COURTESY!!”
Others that were missed:
“Pardon my French, but your an ASShole!” Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!” (pause) “Tension breaker. Had to be done.” Summer School
“I’ve got a bad feeling about this.” Star Wars Ep. 1-6 (yep, all freakin’ six of’em)
I’m so sick to the death of “Frankly my dear…” being the number one quote.
My personal favorite is from Tommy Boy
“But what if the Guarantee Fairy’s a crazy glue sniffer? Next thing you know there’s change missing from your dresser and your daughter’s knocked up. I’ve seen it a hundred times”
I thought of another one that should bump something off the list. It actually was topical in court today:
“We was out of town when that shit went down.” — Fear of a Black Hat
I thought this was a christian web site. I guess I was wrong.
Yep. Wrong. Deist.
This isn’t??? And to think all this time I was happying to the Jesus!
Is this the top 10 list for gay people?
Yes. Yes it is.
Hey, tj found you! It’s ’cause of your A-list comment.
I too thought this was a Christian website and that those quotes were for fags. I hate being wrong.
I suck at movie quotes! But I know there’s some priceless ones on Old School.
from The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai
“Lithium is no longer available on credit.”
and
“Don’t pull on that, you never know what it might be attached to.”
Update already. You’re a blog pimp and hardass. Not a blog gimp.
I update when I have something to talk about. I don’t write just to write. Besides, I just got out of a 10 week $11BB trial. Give me a break.