Archive for July 2005

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Swing and Miss

I missed one item on my profile. I predicted that “the leaders will have traveled to Syria, Iran, or North Africa several times in the last couple of years.”. Turns out that I had a blind spot for Pakistan. I had erroniously assumed that they really were on our side.

Aswat, 30, who is believed to come from the same West Yorkshire town as one of the bombers, arrived in Britain a fortnight before the attacks to orchestrate final planning for the atrocity. He spoke to the suicide team on his mobile phone a few hours before the four men blew themselves up and killed fifty-two other people.

Intelligence sources told The Times that during his stay Aswat visited the home towns of all four bombers as well as selecting targets in London.

Aswat has been known to Western intelligence services for more than three years after the FBI accused him of trying to set up al-Qaeda training camps in the US. When he was arrested in a madrassa (religious school), Aswat is understood to have been posing as a businessmen and using a false name. He was picked up in a raid at a madrassa at Sargodha, 90 miles from Islamabad, by Pakistani intelligence officials and flown to a jail in the capital.

Tuan Phuoc Le

Tuan Phuoc Le did what most of us want to do — he took a murdering Vietnamese communist and punched him right in his mug.

And now we are talking about deporting him.

A Vietnamese immigrant who lives in Gwinnett County is facing possible deportation after being arrested for punching a Vietnamese official during protests of a historic visit last month.

Here’s the good part:

According to the criminal complaint, Huy, who was being protected by the U.S. State Department’s Diplomatic Security Service, was speaking with another member of the Vietnamese delegation when Le hit him on the side of the face and knocked him down.

The complaint says Le admitted hitting Huy and said the official was a Communist who killed his father, who was a U.S. Marine in Vietnam.

Like Kim, I’ll wait for the cheering to die down. Here’s the shitty part:

Le was held on $30,000 bond for alleged immigration violations that preceded his most recent troubles. Immigration officials declined to detail the violations and Le’s immigration attorney in Virginia, Parastoo G. Zahedi, said she did not know what they were.

And now they are talking deportation. You know what? The government is completely out of touch. We shouldn’t be making a big deal about this. The Vietnamese delegates need to come here knowing that as long as they are communist shitheels, our people are going to be smacking them in the face. This guy shouldn’t be deported. He should be given a medal.

And if we do deport him, is that proportional to his crime? Since when do we give people a death sentence for hitting someone who deserved it? That’s what deportation to Communist Vietnam means for this guy.

And Tran said he fears what will happen to Le if he is deported to Vietnam.

Human Rights Watch has criticized Vietnam for its human rights record and says thousands of democracy activists, members of religious groups and government critics have been jailed or harassed.

And that is because Human Rights Watch doesn’t speculate about Commies killing people. (The speculate about us doing it all the time, but that is what you expect from a leftie.) If Vietnam is a communist regime that doesn’t execute political dissidents (which would make it an exception in the 100 year history of communism) then it would certainly be a life sentence for him.

Yeah, give a guy life in a Vietnamese shithole political prison for throwing one well-deserved punch. A guy who, by all rights, should have been American in the first place. Way to go, guys.

Yeah, baby

Damn I’m Smooth – WAS IT SUICIDE?:

The evidence is compelling: The terrorists bought return rail tickets, and pay and display car park tickets, before boarding _ a train at Luton for London. None of the men was heard to cry “Allah Akhbar!” – “God is great” – usually screamed by suicide bombers as they detonate their bomb.

Their devices were in large rucksacks which could be easily dumped instead of being strapped to their bodies. They carried wallets containing their driving licences, bank cards and other personal items. Suicide bombers normally strip themselves of identifying material.

Similar terror attacks against public transport in Madrid last year were carried out by recruits who had time to escape and planned to strike again.

Old Age

This is why I don’t screw around with old men. Shit like this comes natural to them. It’s like the old Richard Pryor routine: old men don’t play. They’ll take that bad leg off and wear your ass out with it.