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Why

July 29, 2005, 9:22 am

Why, Kurt, why?!?!

Category: General Phelpsism

6 Comments

  1. Bingo MacGee says:
    July 29, 2005 at 9:35 am

    C’mon, Phelps… the man’s got bills to pay. Those residuals from “Escape from (insert large Metropolitan area separated by an expanse of water)” ran out years ago.

  2. SayUncle says:
    July 29, 2005 at 9:43 am

    Egad. I just want a sequel to BTILC.

  3. Ian says:
    July 29, 2005 at 10:13 am

    Kurt’s always done less than wonderful projects. Maybe the script was clever, but I watched as much of the first ten minutes as I could stand, and they were horrible. Worse than the old syndicated show My Secret Identity. Or the old Superboy show.

    Maybe the script was good, maybe he owed a friend a favor, or maybe his agent tricked him. But you can hardly say that this looks any worse than Soldier (which did have a good script, at one point).

  4. Phelps says:
    July 29, 2005 at 10:15 am

    Soldier kicked ass. “Maybe you should have made them smart instead of fast!”

  5. Bingo MacGee says:
    July 29, 2005 at 11:58 am

    BTILC! YEAH! We don’t even need a sequel, per se, but a continuation of the “Adventures Aboard the Pork Chop Express”!

    Jack Burton is my hero…

  6. guy in the UNLV jacket says:
    August 1, 2005 at 2:19 pm

    You know what Jack Brton always says

    Who?

    Jack Burton…. Me!