Dee-De-Dee

Under our building, there is a little chinese take-out place. I swear to God, there is a professionally manufactured sign at the start of the line that says:

ORDER FIRST BEFORE PAYING

Think about this. The only reason they would go through the expense of having a sign professionally printed and mounted is if they had so many idiots coming up and saying, “duuh… here’s five dollars and twenty-seven cents… I’ll be back later,” that they had to make a sign telling people not to do it!

And now my brain hurts.

2 Comments

  1. Mexigogue says:

    No wonder I was always hungry an hour later.

  2. Northe says:

    Nothing more can be said on this Phelps..

    Nothing.