Dee-De-Dee
Under our building, there is a little chinese take-out place. I swear to God, there is a professionally manufactured sign at the start of the line that says:
ORDER FIRST BEFORE PAYING
Think about this. The only reason they would go through the expense of having a sign professionally printed and mounted is if they had so many idiots coming up and saying, “duuh… here’s five dollars and twenty-seven cents… I’ll be back later,” that they had to make a sign telling people not to do it!
And now my brain hurts.
No wonder I was always hungry an hour later.
Nothing more can be said on this Phelps..
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Nothing.