Many of you are obeying an illegal order.

If you come to my residence to disarm me, in any circumstances, you will be denied. When you violate your oath to the constitution, you are an agent of tyranny and insurrectionist.

I will respond to any agent of tyranny with lethal force. It will probably result in my death. So be it. I will die free.

This is the only notice you will receive. I will give you no warning before I pull the trigger. My decision has been made long before you approach the door.


  1. HMT says:

    I’m so glad you’re on my side.

  2. R says:

    Can I have your swords?

  3. Phelps says:

    I only have one sword — the others are my brother’s, and in any event, I’m sure they will be evidence.

  4. Mexigogue says:

    I get to introduce the flail into evidence!!!

  5. guy in the UNLV jacket says:

    Hit the cops with that spikey star lookin’ thing. That will be cool

  6. Paul says:

    “Individuals are at risk of dying,” said P. Edwin Compass III, the superintendent of the New Orleans police. “There’s nothing more important than the preservation of human life.”

    — even if we have to kill to preserve it!