Swiss Miss

It’s OK to have a second Swiss Miss Chocolate Pudding at 0130 as long as you have a nice healthy applesauce in between as a palate cleanser, right? I mean, you know, because I’m having a second one now, and if anyone says peep, I’ll cut them.

Swiss Miss is by far the premiere pre-packaged ready to eat chocolate pudding. I mean, Jello is… OK. But it sure as hell isn’t Swiss Miss. My brother likes the chocolate and vanilla parfait, but it’s straight chocolate for me, baby.

Pudding can’t fill the emptiness inside me — but it’ll help!
— Captain Murphy


  1. Mexigogue says:

    Plus the Swiss Miss chick is hotter than Bill Cosby. I tried to find a picture of her online but they must have took them down and too many people were pleasuring themselves to her picture. But I remember the commercials.

  2. R says:

    Swiss Miss, eh? I usually get Jell-O. I’ll give the ol’ SM a try next.

  3. Northe says:

    Who makes Snack Packs?

  4. Phelps says:

    Hunts. Hunts is teh scuk next to Swiss Miss. Swiss Miss==teh r0x0r

  5. DA says:

    Butterscotch. It sounds like a bad idea, but it isn’t. Some of the parfaits are nice, until someone gets crazy and stirs them up.